The title of this post was actually created by my friend Karyn who said that she really enjoyed the What Porter is Saying portions of the monthly update posts. She referred to his sayings as “Porterisms” and now here is an entire post devoted to just that.
As you know, I’ve been a bit behind in the blogging as of late so Porter has said A LOT of funny things in the last three months or so. Here are the phrases I remember:
- The other night I was getting ready to go to work. Aaron was in the kitchen. Porter was in his room playing with his trains. I heard Aaron start asking Porter about his day. They were chatting back and forth when Porter interrupted Aaron: “It’s not funny, Dad! NOT FUNNY AT ALL.” But Aaron wasn’t laughing and made no reference to anything humorous, so we have no idea where that comment came from. Porter keeps saying it–especially when he is getting scolded. Last night, I sternly told him that it was inappropriate to squeal at the dinner table to which he responded very seriously, “It’s not funny at all.”
- Porter now likes to announce his bodily functions. He will run into a room and say, “I pooped!” or “I pooping!” or “I peeing!” It does not matter who is around or where we are, by the way.
- “Smiley Face Cookie House!” That’s Eat N’ Park.
- “Star Store!” That’s Macy’s.
- “Cay-ron” That’s a crayon.
- “The M car.” That’s our minivan. It’s a Dodge and he think that the ram emblem makes an ‘M’ shape.
- He has entered the dreaded “Are we there yet?” phase.
- “Tea time.” Though he definitely heard the term from some episode of Thomas and Friends, he actually isn’t referring to a late afternoon cuppa. “Tea time” is what is calls dusk or dawn.
- “Tea whistle!”–that’s what he says when he hears the tea kettle sound.
- “Take a break.” Porter tends to get all wound up and over-excited at daycare, so his teachers frequently tell him to sit down and “take a break.” Now he will tell himself to take a break while at home, particularly when he is on the verge of a Time Out.
- “I don’t want to know!” Aaron and I were talking in the kitchen while I was making dinner some night last week. We laughed and something and then we heard Porter chime in from the living room, “I don’t want to know!”
- “On time in two weeks!” Honestly? We don’t know what this means. And he says it ALL the time. He’s been saying it for at least six months! Aaron and I have tried to figure it out…we know that being “on time” is something very important on Thomas and Friends. The only thing we can come up with for the “two weeks” part is from the book The Very Hungry Caterpillar, in which the caterpillar stays in his cocoon for two weeks. Why does he put the two things together? Beats the heck out of us. And we can’t even use context clues to help us figure it out because this phrase is usually surrounded by a rapid-fire string of toddler gibberish. “On time in two weeks!” is usually the only thing we can make out of the whole thing. We hope to figure it out someday…
If you have enjoyed this post then you may want to check out HowToBeADad’s My Kid Just Said page on Facebook where parents can post the amazing, confusing, hilarious things that their children have said. It is amazing. Aaron and I have both laughed ourselves to tears while reading some of them–especially the “house carrots” one. Enjoy!